Brain damage is all in your head. — Karl Lehenbauer 



HP had a unique policy of allowing its engineers to take parts from stock as long as they built something. “They figured that with every design, they were getting a better engineer. It’s a policy I urge all companies to adopt.” — Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, “Will Wozniak’s class give Apple to teacher?” EE Times, June 6, 1988, pg 45 



"Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away!" "I can’t, son; he’s grown too powerful." "HO HO HO!" — Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre 



It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65) 



"Is this foreplay?” “No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again.” — Duckert, in “Bad Rubber,” Albedo #0 (comics)